Independence Day

A few things I have learned since July 3, 2009 and beyond:

1. Meth pipes are sometimes cleverly marketed as pens.
2. Smoking meth is clean, odorless, long-lasting yet immediate, and convenient in almost every other way imaginable.
3. I clean like a crazed housewife on the stuff, also talking for hours about nothing in particular. Time flies by extremely fast.
4. It's a bittersweet guilty pleasure knowing you made someone else late because you were having amazing sex at the time you should have been leaving.
5. Interracial families can work. Extremely interracial.
6. I should put more faith in my gut.
   
7. Porterdale fireworks are actually worth going outside to see.
8. Kat and I could bitch about the state of deprivation the world has sunk to for literal hours. And enjoy it thoroughly.
9. Twilight Zone marathons aren't only on New Year's. The Fourth, too.
10. Boys do cry. And so do men.
11. I love sharing not only the highest of highs, but the lowest of lows.
12. Sex on the floor is overrated.
13. My parents can go an outrageous amount of time not noticing my car wrecks.
    
14. Waffle House.. has a lot of songs about it.
15. I can ride sand dunes without leaving my bed or paying a cent.
16. Cops aren't idiots. Some catch on to faulty reports. But overlook it if you're semi attractive.
17. Love is a trip.
18. My Imagine cassette tape is mest up. This can induce sobbing.
    
19. It's just as easy to lose ten pounds in a week as gain ten pounds in a week.
    
20. The apocalypse is nigh.